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2-in-1
Lefse Stick & Attitude Adjuster! Solid Oak Lefse Stick
approximately 19" long with Lefse hand-painted on one side,
and Attitude Adjuster on the other.
Join the craze that's sweeping the county! Remember the Homer Handkerchief and the Touchdown
Towel?
Well, show your Scandinavian pride with the first-ever Official UFF DA Hanky! Just grab one corner, swing it around your
head
and yell "Uff Da!" as loud as you can!
100% Cotton, or 35% Cotton/65% Polyester, depending on
availability.
Approximately 16" x 16".
A wise man once said, "The only thing funnier than
a Rubber Chicken is a good Uff Da Joke." 99-1/2
UFF DA JOKES
VOLUME 1 on CD and Cassette!
Approximately 35 Minutes.
"UFF DA UNIVERSITY" DIPLOMA! Here's the EASIEST way to get an
Ed-yoo-kashun!!
Earn your Honorary Master Scandihoovian Degree without tests
or homework! This 8-1/2" x 11" "Diploma" is printed on quality
parchment, and available in an attractive frame ready to hang.
For amusement only. Not a
real diploma, Duh!
Norwegian Pride T-Shirt!!!
100% Cotton T-shirt with the flag of Norway and "Proud Of It!" on the front!
Select Adult Sizes: Medium, Large, Extra Large & 2XL.
White only.
Swedish Pride T-Shirt!!!
100% Cotton T-shirt with the flag of Sweden and
"Proud Of It!" on the front!
Select Adult Sizes: Medium, Large, Extra Large & 2XL.
White only.
Minnesota Lutefisk Team T-Shirt!!!
100% Cotton T-shirt with
"Property Minnesota Lutefisk
Team" on the front.
Select Adult Sizes: Medium, Large, Extra Large & 2XL.
White only.
Minnesota Lefse Team T-Shirt!!!
100% Cotton T-shirt with
"Property Minnesota Lefse
Team" on the front.
Select Adult Sizes: Medium, Large, Extra Large & 2XL.
White only.
God Created Norwegians T-Shirt!!!!
100% Cotton T-shirt with "And In The Beginning, God Created Norwegians! oops!"
Select Adult Sizes: Medium, Large, Extra Large & 2XL.
White only.
God Created Lefse T-Shirt!!!!
100% Cotton T-shirt with "And In The Beginning, God Created Lefse!
And It Was Good!"
Select Adult Sizes: Medium, Large, Extra Large & 2XL.
White only.
God Created Lutefisk T-Shirt!!!!
100% Cotton T-shirt with "And In The Beginning, God Created Lutefisk! oops!"
Select Adult Sizes: Medium, Large, Extra Large & 2XL.
White only.
"FY DA!" T-Shirt!!!! "Uff Da!" is when you SEE a Cow Pie!
"FY DA!" is when you STEP in it!
100% Cotton T-shirt with a tough-looking
Viking
saying
"FY DA!" on the front.
Select Adult Sizes: Medium, Large, Extra Large & 2XL.
White only.
The "UFF DA!" Sweat Shirt!!!
High quality fleece sweatshirt with UFFDA1's
exclusive "UFF DA!" design on the front.
Select Adult Size: Medium, Large & Extra Large.
White only.
Some
may see this as a board with a hole in it.
But we sofistikayted Scandihoovians see a
"Norwegian Bird House" Handcrafted of the absolute finest scrap
lumber, and
comes with deluxe hanging mechanism!
(...yeah, fishing line...) Approximately 7" wide x 5-1/2" high.
Assorted colors.
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UffDa1
products!
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Most orders are shipped within 24 hours. But please allow up to 2 to 4 weeks for delivery.
Note: Shipping charges to Alaska, Hawaii and Canada
are double that of the 48 contiguous United States.
Sorry, no C.O.D. or international orders other than to Canada at this time.
30-day money back guarantee. Shipping costs are non-refundable.