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What's So Funny??

 
  Olaf says..."Never tell people your troubles.  Half of them don't care, and the other half is glad it happened to you."  
     
  Sven gave his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for her birthday.  The next year he gave her nothing.  Lena asked why not?  Sven replied, "Vell, she didn't use the gift I gave her last year!!"  
     
  The Judge says, "Ole, you've been brought here for drinking." 
Ole says, "Swell!  Let's get started!"		  
     

 

 A Norwegian kidnapped a Swedish kid...so he sent him home with a ransom note.  The kid's parents sent him back with the money.  
     
  Sven: "Say Lars...I hear you had to shoot your dog.  Was he mad?"
Lars: "Vell, he vasn't exactly happy about it."		  
     
  Olaf says..."A wife is a person who helps you through all the troubles you wouldn't have had if you hadn't gotten married."  

 

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